January 2012
3 posts
Applebees
Boop: "is that a moist towelette?"
Mason: "supposed to be"
Boop: "is it dry?"
Mason: "dry as the devils dick maaaann"
December 2011
10 posts
you are absolutely amazing. marry me. i can cook. :) @AdamRichman
Ever feel like your heart was ripped out of your chest?
Anonymous asked: A riddle : much like you, swimming cats are hard to find these days, who am i ?
going to rocky tonight this should be a blast from the past
Photo: My hero http://t.co/6cRv6pgE
Photo: oh so amazing http://t.co/IrmCZ7MJ
November 2011
14 posts
Photo: Fa ra rarara ra ra ra http://t.co/HUlVK3gj
Cuz you’ve been nighttiming baby. Uh huh. I’m mildly in love with jason schwartzman
Photo: Batman penquin/clockwork orange/gene simmons duck. Whack attack http://t.co/gtebypBC
Shit just keeps getting crazier andf fucking crazier. Entertaining but at the same time fucked. Bbuutt funny. Lol
Life fucking blows today
Cellulite.
October 2011
24 posts
Definitely getting sick as shit. I feel like something is sitting on (not shitting on) my chest. Hate this feeling
And the awardfor absolute worst camera angles goes to Super Mario. 64!
circa1988 asked: WHY DONT YOU HOLD ME AFTER SEX ANYMORE? IS IT BECAUSE I'M UGLY NOW?
“As long as the shit open and get wet, I’m cool” -t.j. (best shit ever)
Welcome to the working week(which has yet to end for me) 80’s god awful music searing my brain.
Twin peaks episode 1 again… couldn’t be happier
Trying to be a good person. Everyday. Not easy.
I’m doing all of my xmas shopping at the liquor store. Its been decided
Feeling extremely xrated right now
Mucho excited to hang out with my girl b-rand. Todays gonna be a good day.
Pretty sure I’m gonna carve an amy winehouse pumpkin. R.I.p. my sweet princess
